Archive for January, 2006
科比搞了81分
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湖人对猛龙,科比独得81分!真让人受不了!see I Love the 80s — Kobe Makes History
窃以为,这个81分,比张伯伦的100分含金量要高得多。
疯子,野兽!
以下是从NBA剽窃的单场得分排行榜(乔丹最高得分是69,没入榜
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TOP SINGLE-GAME SCORERS
| 1. | Wilt Chamberlain, Phi. | March 2, 1962 | vs. N.Y. | 100 |
| 2. | Kobe Bryant, L.A.L. | Jan. 22, 2006 | vs. TOR | 81 |
| 3. | Wilt Chamberlain, Phi. | Dec. 8, 1961 (3OT) | vs. L.A.L. | 78 |
| 4. | Wilt Chamberlain, Phi. | Jan. 13, 1962 | vs. Chi. | 73 |
| Wilt Chamberlain, S.F. | Nov. 16, 1962 | vs. N.Y. | 73 | |
| David Thompson, Den. | April 9, 1978 | vs. Det. | 73 | |
| 7. | Wilt Chamberlain, S.F. | Nov. 3, 1962 | vs. L.A.L. | 72 |
| 8. | Elgin Baylor, L.A.L. | Nov. 15, 1960 | vs. N.Y. | 71 |
| 9. | David Robinson, S.A. | April 24, 1994 | vs. L.A.C. | 71 |
| 10. | Wilt Chamberlain, S.F. | March 10, 1963 | vs. Syr. | 70 |
Live Messenger“狂吃掉” 8G硬盘
恐龙是如何灭绝的
- 恐龙是被猩猩灭绝的。最后一头恐龙在断气前,悲威地喊到:你灭我们就灭吧,干嘛把人家嘴弄坏,这会让考古生物学家很伤脑筋滴。
- 后来,人类灭绝了猩猩。为了掩盖这一残酷的真相,超级写手达尔文学术造假,编扯一部进化论谎称猩猩变成了人,欺骗了全人类。
- 女人青睐强壮的雄性,特别是在保护女人时会挺身而出并不惜自己被搞得遍体鳞伤的雄性。
- 男人爱上一个女人时,一定要明明白白地告诉她。文绉绉的暗示只会把事情搞复杂。
- 当爱情来临时,身高体重出身差距都不是问题。
- 30年代的美帝,在纽约看一部电影和打一次的的平均费用大抵相等(片中均为二毛五分)。
- 见到陌生的小女孩,千万不要喂食,特别是切记不要喂食巧克力。
- 被人追赶时,万万不可往高处走(无数的其他电影告诉了我们这个道理,不信你可以去调查一下,那些爬上山或跑上楼的都没好下场,而跳下瀑布、钻进地下道、跑进地铁、下到水里的,或是往山下跑的,一般都能逃脱,除非你是长颈龙)。
- 如果想被星探看上,可以尝试去农贸市场偷水果(或者报名参加超X比赛,前提是你是一个长得象男人的女人,唱歌又非常难听)。
- 看电影前一定要多准备几包纸巾。当你临座的单身女孩为一只浑身长毛的大怪物哭的不成样子而你翻遍全身都找不到出一张纸来的时候,你会感觉非常郁闷。
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